Step Aside Kirkland, We Have a New Leader

Kinja'd!!! "McMike" (mcmike)
02/07/2015 at 09:15 • Filed to: tutu153

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When I told my buddy about the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! I found, we had the following conversation at least twice:

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"You should try Pong"

"What?"

"Pong"

"WTF is Pong?"

"This beer my father-in-law left here after his recent visit."

Last night we finally traded cans, and he won. At $0.40 a can, this is the cheapest beer I have ever had.

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You usually have to wait for an empty can or an empty mouth to experience dirt-cheap beer aftertaste.

The aftertaste !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! had to offer was instant.

After we "enjoyed" each other's attempt at the cheapest beer ever.. He pulled two Miller Lites out of the fridge, and we both looked at each other at about the same time and said, "I don't think I have ever actually said this, but this is delicious."

He only had a few cans left, but I'm reading that their packaging is interesting. Each 30 pack comes with two free ping-pong balls. Buy two 30 packs, and you get four balls and a stack of cups. I'm pretty sure his father-in-law is throwing out the ping-pong balls, and is just taking advantage of some really, cheap beer. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Funktheduck > McMike
02/07/2015 at 09:20

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I don't know how you do it.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > McMike
02/07/2015 at 09:23

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I'm impressed.


Kinja'd!!! TopSirloin > McMike
02/07/2015 at 09:33

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At least dirty pong balls landing in your beer won't compromise it's flavor in this case.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > TopSirloin
02/07/2015 at 09:42

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"in this case."

LOL

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Kinja'd!!! Short-throw Granny Shifter is 2 #blessed 2b stressed > McMike
02/07/2015 at 09:43

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My buddy bought a 30 of this back in college. Seriously the worst beer I ever tasted. It was probably the only case we didn't finish.


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > McMike
02/07/2015 at 09:46

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Now I don't want to say I'm going to buy three cases of these and get hammered with my friends, but that's exactly what I'm going to do.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma
02/07/2015 at 09:47

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Get the fourth case, it'll come with more cups and balls.


Kinja'd!!! Luc - The Acadian Oppo > McMike
02/07/2015 at 09:50

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You american's have got it good. I think the cheapest beer you can buy in Edmonton is Lucky Lager and it's $1.43/can. For comparison Corona works out to $2.46/each.

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At $0.40 a can I don't care how bad it is the alcoholics would love it!


Kinja'd!!! TillTheWheelsFallOff: Brocoma > McMike
02/07/2015 at 09:57

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Thanks for the Pro Tip!


Kinja'd!!! BATC42 > McMike
02/07/2015 at 09:59

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The cheapest hammering beer we can get here (in France) is the Maximator. Otherwise known as the homeless beer. It's dirt cheap (at around €1.50 for the equivalent of a pint), while carrying 11.2% of alcohol.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > BATC42
02/07/2015 at 10:19

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There you have it. All fuel is cheaper in the US.

That 11.2 sounds pretty heavy, though. WANT

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Kinja'd!!! BATC42 > McMike
02/07/2015 at 10:24

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I'll probably do a beerlopnik post later. I've bought a couple of different beers for my brother to taste . I'm sick of him drinking awful, tasteless stuff...

And yes it's 11.6 not 11.2. I didn't know they managed to export that disgusting thing.


Kinja'd!!! Patrick Nichols > McMike
02/07/2015 at 10:49

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I don't know where you're located but I feel like you can do cheaper on the price here in NH.

Off the top of my head, Walgreens carries a brand called Big Flats (very terrible at something crazy like $2.50 for a six pack) and I've seen on the rare occasion cases in sketchy ass convenience stores of "Beer Light" "Beer 30" and "Beer Ice" all for like $12 a 30 rack.

EDIT: Just did the math and feel stupid, but maybe you can track down one of those to review.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Patrick Nichols
02/07/2015 at 11:08

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I'm in the DC area, and while I usually don't drink this stuff, I will not hesitate to buy a new one to try.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > Patrick Nichols
02/07/2015 at 11:44

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I bought a 6er of that when it came to my local WG. Good effing Lord, that shit is terrible.